03/27/06 - #30 Spring is Sprung It's springtime now. The plants are a bloom. People are leaving their hibernation. I'm a vegetarian now. I've become a friend of the tofu. For those that know me, that must come as quite a shock seeing as I've lived on a diet almost exclusively of sausages for most my life. I would venture to say that I doubt I've gone two straight days without meat in twenty years. Hell, I used to be a butcher (okay, well, meat cutter). Anyway, the point is, I eat a lot of meat (did). Remember when you were a kid and when people heard that someone was a vegetarian they would say "carrots have feelings too". Children really are the voice of what adults are too polite to say. People hate vegetarians. I do too.... that's why I'll still eat fish. That, and because Bellini eats fish.