12/04/05 - #15 Turducken Silly turkey! Chickens are for ducks. I went out and celebrated American Thanksgiving last week. I'd found a restaurant here that was serving up 'Turducken'. I'd never heard of this before, but it's apparently some kind of American tradition. It's a chicken, stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey. And actually, because this restaurant was Creole, it was then stuffed with shrimp (craw) and oysters. The world can say what they want about Americans but I say 'God bless you, you delicious, carnivorous, bastards'. Oh, and here it is in song (and am in no way affiliated with this hodunk)